Post a random in-game joke or prank

[Yasik]

Isnt it time to revive good old-fashioned humour

channel who
The following players are on the 'freedom' channel:
Ezekiel
Ozzy

Ozzy[freedom]> 'hey'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'heard the news?'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'you heard the news, did you?'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'the big ones'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'what's up'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'the news up, quit sleeping under teh rock man'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'there is no breaking news'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'the most recent big news is that barr, on top of everyone else, has stated after investigation that there is no widepsread fraud from election'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'no, the other big one'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'what- u.s today have 98k in hopsital in covid spike?'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'no, still the other one'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'its biggest one so far'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'what, that uk approved the vaccine?'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'you gonna dig or want me tell you?'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'go for it'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'I'm tellin?'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'i am scared to think what newsmax story you will quote'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'as real news'

Ozzy[freedom]> 'G O D E M P E R O R T R U M P W O N 2 0 2 0 IN A F * * * I N G L A N D S L I D E ! ! ! ! !'

Ezekiel[freedom]> 'lol'

[Yasik]

Nothing could lightn up this friday evening better than good ole' friendly trollin'

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replay tell
Ozzy (tell): this is bad for your health
Fuligin (tell): well, sloth in general is probably bad for health. why not double down
Ozzy (tell): no, not sloth, the other thing
Fuligin (tell): what, coke and hookers? that's just good aerobic exercise
Ozzy (tell): nope, some other other thing
Fuligin (tell): I feel like this is some laborous setup for a yo mamma joke of some kind
Ozzy (tell): feelings is bad for health, too, along with THE OTHER THING
Ozzy (tell): which is most definitely bad for your health
Fuligin (tell): I suppose you want me to ask what THE OTHER THING is
Fuligin (tell): tell me OZZY, what is THE OTHER THING
Ozzy (tell): what other thing?
Ozzy (tell): its bad for your health
Fuligin (tell): ...what other thing is bad for your heath Ozzy?
Ozzy (tell): not my health, for YOUR health
Ozzy (tell): very bad
Fuligin (tell): what other thing is bad for my health then, ozzy?
Ozzy (tell): Me.
Ozzy (tell): thank you, mister )))))))))

[Yasik]

let us not be way too much predictables

Ozzy (tell): this is bad for your health
Zuzu (tell): which is
Ozzy (tell): playing sloth all day long
Zuzu (tell): that's true!

[Yasik]

You can watch endlessly at 3 things: as fire burns, as water flows, as newcomers fall for the classic.

Ozzy (tell): Its bad for your health.
Gardar (tell): excuse me?
Ozzy (tell): Its bad for your health.
Gardar (tell): What is?
Ozzy (tell): Me.
Gardar (tell): Oh, ok.
Ozzy (tell): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32sLgUoj91o&t=30
Ozzy (tell): and this one viewtopic.php?f=28&t=4447
Ozzy (tell): welcome
Gardar (tell): Sorry, I am not opening links from strangers - THAT would be bad for my health
Ozzy (tell): hehe
Ozzy (tell): Its safe. You can trust me, Im from the Internet.
Gardar tells you '"Never trust people and quotes from the Internet" - Benjamin Franklin'

[Yasik]

Thank you wonderful people, you made me feel a little bit younger tonight Times when NOT everybody knew the prank.


You tell Camonova 'its bad for your health.'

You tell Phi 'btw you can never imagine where I can get, just vision me and believe!'

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look
Your Mom's Bush
It is thorny around here!
Exits: [Up] Down

You feel a nasty crawling feeling down your spine.

Phi tells you 'lol'

You tell Phi 'HA HA HA HA HA!!!!11'

Phi tells you 'hahaa'

Camonova tells you 'what is'

You tell Camonova 'Me.'

You tell Camonova 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32sLgUoj91o&t=30'

You tell Camonova 'and this one viewtopic.php?f=28&t=4447'

You tell Camonova 'thanks '

Camonova tells you 'ok'