If Microsoft built cars.....
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a
new car.
- Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason,
you would accept this too.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought
"Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.
- Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5 percent
of the roads.
- The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
- The oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a
single "general car fault" warning light.
- New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
- The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.
- If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.