Your afternoon chuckle

[Teron]

You guys seem to write as if there's a problem. There isn't. Just funny being splorked, that's all.

Josiah, recently I've been thinking if the dr cap difference between wa/mo and wa/dr/mo is worth it. Maybe in these cases it is.

Gorka, it's ok, I hope you learned to move fast there.

JB, yes, that's two baboons.

My dilemma was to get a bard to sing luck for others (the zeridan leader doesn't repop with ppl at him) or to stay in Taron and chop faster. If I went in as a bard, chances are I'd have been splorked there, if I'd had failed a single cast of reign of confusion. In fact, I ran there once as a bard, a few mobs tried to kill me and nearly succeeded - and then I learned the leader doesn't repop, when you are standing there.

If you mean that I should call you next time I go to Mystica, sure, just keep the smartphone w/ Telegram nearby .)

Oh, one more thing. I was splorked, when I was at a gateable spot and was gating the group. Of course, I could've moved, but then someone else would have been splorked. I'm not convinced that having anyone but you, Oboe or Blackmore in the group would've helped. As Josiah said, it's a tough area.

[Gorka]

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Linx [Legends]
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron teaches firewind
[ *Virtuoso* Ba:8.36 ] Sochi The Dancing Bear <<M.A.G.I>>
[ *Magus* Ma:8.33 ] Ezekiel ~Dragonsworn~ thanks Vege and Suna!
[ *Champion* Wa:6.39 ] Gorka Texas Ranger
[ *Ranger* Wa:4.36 ] Rok need master strike, concentration
[ *Pilgrim* Mo:4.32 ] Sledgehammer crushes the competition! Literally
[ 40d 40c 40m 39n|34o 28t 28w 22b ] Fandral the Fiery Feral
[ 40m 34c 17d 11n| 9w 8t 7o 6b ] (Reborn) Tuk <<M.A.G.I>> Putin's Secretarie for IT security.
[ 39w 39c 36o 28n|30m 23d 20b 18t ] Imco ~
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Filler of Water Boxes
[ 20w 11d 8o 6c| 3t 3n 1m 1b ] (Reborn) Cyprimus beacon of light in a dark cloaked mud!
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace the Alphabetizer of Numbers
[ 2t 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Wuxia the Untitled

You tell Cyprimus 'can I get you a mystical platemail noob?'
Cyprimus tells you 'would help actually.'
Cyprimus tells you 'got any?'
You tell Cyprimus 'haha, no'
Cyprimus tells you 'bastard!'
You tell Cyprimus 'it's true'
Cyprimus tells you 'so far relevedl naked mostly..'
You tell Cyprimus 'I've heard of juan-style'
You tell Cyprimus 'I believe that's anthony weiner style'
Cyprimus tells you 'lol'

[Teron]

High Priest of Hades misses you with his zap.
You are blasted with frost!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You are blasted by High Priest of Hades's frost!
Zuzu resists a great deal of the damage.
Lucifer, the dark angel slowly fades into existence.
Lucifer, the dark angel's spell shield absorbs the damage!
The flames in Lucifer, the dark angel's eyes burn brightly!

Lucifer, the dark angel utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
War resists a great deal of the damage.

a few moments later

Group 'No Ninos En La Canasta!' is led by Zuzu and consists of:
(Front) Gorka [Wa:6.39 27hp 461ma 95mv] sapphire/chyroprase

(Leader) Zuzu [Cl:3.28 768hp 257ma 190mv] Rhodo|TJade
(Dead) War [Wa:9.40 -55hp 365ma 337mv] ---
(Dead) Lerr [Ma:0.37 -176hp 77ma 157mv] eye agate
(Absent) Imco [Wa:0.39 217hp 47ma 246mv] jet/vgarnet
(Dead) Knifey [Wa:2.39 -120hp 227ma 273mv] GYT / CSapp
(Dead) Curate [Cl:8.30 -78hp 188ma 344mv] Obsidian | Emerald
(Dead) Songster [Ba:1.39 -166hp 26ma 265mv] jacinth/black onyx tiamat

[Teron]

You now follow Gorka.
Imco now follows the Red Sash City Guard.

<875hp 433ma 265mv> 591971384 1117657 - -7.9 +10 overcast+0 0 +0
You grouptell: 'Gork, you can gt me to march, mist to mist tank, or reign'

<875hp 433ma 265mv> 591971384 1117657 - -7.9 +10 overcast+0 0 +0
A soldier of Bal Harbor leaves east.
Imco leaves with him.
The Red Sash City Guard leaves with him.

[Teron]

A Cave Strewn with Feces and Carrion
Exits: North
The corpse of Tinx is lying here.
The corpse of Taron is lying here.
AN OPEN PORTAL IS HERE!
Linx is here, fighting Uhhhl
Uhhhl is here, fighting Linx

<6hp 29ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Linx skillfully parries the attack of Uhhhl.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his bite.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his crush.
Linx delivers a massive blow to one of Uhhhl's vital organs.
Linx viciously massacres Uhhhl with his slash.
Linx brutally massacres Uhhhl with his slash.
Linx brutally massacres Uhhhl with his slash.
Uhhhl charges and bashes into Linx.
Linx is knocked off his feet!

<9hp 30ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
say uh
Linx reports 582/1282 hp. Change: -685. Need: 700. Spells: none.

<9hp 30ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You say 'uh'

<10hp 31ma 100mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his crush.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his bite.
Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.
Linx is dead! R.I.P.

<14hp 32ma 101mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
push linx n
Uhhhl peers about intently.

<17hp 33ma 101mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
push linx n
You throw yourself against Linx and push him to the north!

<17hp 33ma 81mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
They aren't here.

<17hp 33ma 81mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Uhhhl snarls and salivates agitatedly but stays where he is.

<20hp 34ma 82mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
tel ez raise linx
Ezekiel arrives from the north.
Uhhhl sees Ezekiel, and screams in terror!
Fandral arrives from the north.
Uhhhl sees Fandral, and screams in terror!

<22hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<23hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Uhhhl sees Fandral, and screams in terror!
You tell Ezekiel 'raise linx'

<23hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Fandral utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Fandral briefly glows with a blinding light!

<24hp 36ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Uhhhl really needs a good bath! Phew!
Timer now at 60 secs.
save
The portal flashes once, then shrinks and vanishes.
Timer now at 60 secs.
save

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
say what the hell
Uhhhl sees Ezekiel, and screams in terror!
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
You say 'what the hell'

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his crush.

<27hp 37ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Fandral barely slices Uhhhl.
Uhhhl impales himself on thorns round Fandral!
Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his crush.
Uhhhl brutally massacres Fandral with his hit.
Uhhhl brutally massacres Fandral with his hit.
Uhhhl looks shocked as he cuts himself on Fandral's bone armor!
Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his bite.
Uhhhl impales himself on thorns round Fandral!
Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his hit.
Fandral is dead! R.I.P.

<27hp 37ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
Ezekiel makes a hasty retreat.
Ezekiel leaves north.

<27hp 38ma 85mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
push fa n
You throw yourself against Fandral and push him to the north!
Fandral leaves north.

<27hp 39ma 66mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0
l
Uhhhl peers about intently.

[Josiah]

You land a powerful strike into Wurragurr Desacratrix's side.

<1282hp 502ma 212mv> -12.2 +32 [ : AI'] 2
Tina utters the words, 'yufzbarr'

<1284hp 502ma 213mv> -12.2 +32 [ : AI'] 0
Wurragurr Desacratrix is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 4,276,971 experience points as your share.
You gain 1,026,473 experience for being on point!
You gain 1,344,622 bonus experience!
You gain 4,276,971 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 47,667,630.

Your blood freezes as you hear Wurragurr Desacratrix's death cry.
Wurragurr Desacratrix swings his cobra staff.
Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.
Your target is no longer with us.

[Teron]

Thanks for posting, I forgot to do it.
Funny thing is that he didnt say, "I will kill Eze" or "I will hurt Eze a lot", he just killed him.

[Teron]

The chinchilla guardian hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.
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The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.
The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.
Your brutal backstab causes the chinchilla guardian to writhe in agony, opening up its defenses!
You report 1069/1422 hp. Change: +141. Need: 353. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1069hp 12ma 47mv> 191930098878 1038143 80 -13.7 +9 indoors+86539 2163 +0
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yfaghbarh'
The silvery shield around the chinchilla guardian becomes opaque and reflects the spell!
Ezekiel's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.

Ezekiel -- 'hp went from 892 to -395 in one blast and that was lit '
Ezekiel -- 'wonder if each of us saved and it doubled the damage'

[Gorka]

Death by mobs after they have died.
War cries that don't count with deathblow.
1300hp reflection?

It's not funny anymore, it's just ridiculous. These issues make a mockery of the game.

[Vegetable]

I tried out deathblow on warcry count last week. It worked for me. I got kill count for deathblow kill. Had only about 6 people in group that time iirc.

[Josiah]

The brutal backstab multiplied your damage. There might have been two failed saves in there as well...

Fun stuff!

[Gorka]

You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders's rake.
Tanra, mistress of spiders misses you with her rake.
You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders's rake.
Tanra, mistress of spiders looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!
Tanra, mistress of spiders massacres you to small fragments with her rake.
You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders's rake.
Tanra, mistress of spiders misses you with her rake.
You brutally massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders with your slash.
You massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders to small fragments with your slash.
Gorka quickly spins a web cocoon around you and drags you towards her.
Congratulations, you have fulfilled your oath of victory!
N lulls you into a deep trance.
You feel sleepy and can`t resist lying down.
You can't do that, you're paralyzed!

[Josiah]

That oath of victory looks silly, but it's far better than the original implementation... getting paralyzed or knocked out of combat used to dishonor you, making your oath permanently weaker.

Of course, there's still the typo problem showing your name (and N) instead of the mobs, but that's what the typo command is for.

Afternoon chuckle indeed.

[Teron]

gt vege webbed
You grouptell: 'vege webbed'

<887hp 225ma 283mv> 871259689 358291 - -0.5 -10 indoors+0 0 +0
Mage has turned his attacks toward Shun Chun!
Cyprimus leaves north.
Gorka leaves north.
Lerr leaves north.
Zuzu leaves north.
You follow Cyprimus.

Emperor Yao's Throne Room
Exits: North [East] South
The corpse of the noble Emperor Yao is lying here.
You see Zuzu, Lerr, Gorka, Fandral, Cyprimus, and Vege here.
You also see five terracotta royal guards here.

[Gorka]

Ancient Dock
The rickety old dock creaks and groans under the stresses of the tide and
looks to be about ready to become one with the ocean. The boards are ancient
and were probably driftwood when the dock was originally constructed. There
is a single heavy iron mooring ring on the western edge of the dock, and it
looks as if it could rust completely through given a few more years. A small
collection of tents and huts lie to the east in what appears to be a native
settlement.
Exits: East
The Spirit of Bal Harbor is docked here.
There is a painted sign with a boat schedule tacked to the post here.
A dark-skinned native man wanders around carrying a long spear.
A heron is perched here on a post.

<1379hp 218ma 412mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
dg heron
war
warcry LEEEEEROOOY JEEEENKINS!!!
deathgrip heron
You yell 'LEEEEEROOOY JEEEENKINS!!!'

<1379hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
Luck is on your side today!

A heron hates your guts!
You've got a great feeling about this fight!
A heron sees you circling in for the kill, and deftly steps out of the way!

<1379hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron
You lost your concentration! You failed to cast 'firewind'.

<1008hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron
You lost your concentration! You failed to cast 'firewind'.

<679hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You are viciously massacred by a heron's hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.
You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron
You lost your concentration! You failed to cast 'firewind'.

<351hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>
You tickle a heron with your hit.
A heron is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 54 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 88.
Your blood freezes as you hear a heron's death cry.
A native man gets gold coins from inside the corpse of a heron.

<1383hp 144ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>

...

relolyme
cast 'relo' lyme-innkeeper
Ok.
You are momentarily disoriented as your body reforms in another location.
The Ancient Mariner
The interior of this inn is dark and smoky. Thick oak beams, blackened
with age, run across the ceiling. A large fireplace at one end holds a few
smoking logs: blackened kettles and pans nearby suggest that it is used for
cooking. At the other end is a narrow bar, on which stand wooden kegs of
various sizes and a selection of pewter tankards.
Exits: East West
A board titled 'Most Famous Explorers' hangs on the wall here.
Lyme's innkeeper smiles at you and offers to put you up for the night.

...

<1383hp 144ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>
Guildhouse of the Avatar
The guild hall is an immense room and houses some of the finest
training equipment available in the known world. The room is lit
by thousands of glowing powered crystals which have been embedded
into the walls and ceiling. There is a distinct odor of expensive
incense in the air. A grand flight of marble stairs leads upward
into an atrium.
Exits: South Up
An old man with a white beard and many black tattoos stands here.
Apirana the Master Avatar glows with a bright light!

<1383hp 145ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>
level gain
You raise a level!
Krom is very pleased with your progress and rewards you!

Apirana the Master Avatar says 'Gorka is ready for the next level'
The world cheers your name.
Done with World Restore.
Apirana the Master Avatar gossips-- 'ALL HAIL Gorka, AVATAR!'
Saving Gorka.
Saving items.

who
Suna gossips-- 'grats gorka'

<1385hp 545ma 410mv 10xp -10.7ac -%>
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[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron trades eq for gems http://bit.ly/2lzmAPk
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Gorka Face - Made It!
[ *Animist* Dr:5.38 ] (Reborn) Suna ~Dragonsworn~
[ *Magician* Ma:5.27 ] (Reborn) Tuk -- ' <@<<M.A.G.I>>@> ' -- (nrobeR)
[ *Skinwalker* Dr:4.36 ] Fandral the Fiery Feral
[ 40t 37m 22d 20w|10c 9o 7b 7n ] Tygra
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace strikes the earth!
[ 8o 2w 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Nib the Untitled
[ 5t 2m 1w 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Tamzin the Untitled
There are 11 visible players.
Highest total since last bootup: 13.