Your afternoon chuckle

[Teron]

You sneak through the shadows of An Open Hallway.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv>
Your weapon doesn't pierce, you'll have to settle for a normal attack.
You brutally massacre an elven spy with your hit.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
+3480 87 +0
You stop singing.
Ok.
The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as an elven spy is already webbed!

<1226hp 699ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
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With a mighty effort, Gorka shakes off his exhaustion!
Gorka disengages himself from an elven spy!

<1229hp 699ma 330mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You disengage yourself from an elven spy!

<1231hp 700ma 316mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
Gorka lies down and falls asleep.

<1234hp 702ma 318mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
highf gor
You don't seem to be fighting anyone right now.

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
You have to 'warcry reset' before using a new warcry.
pet Vege
pet Vege

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
You high five Gorka! You rock!

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors
Gorka awakens.
You don't see anyone to pet.

[Josiah]

3 rounded Xerxes with four people chopping (and a couple crits)

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds growls at you and attacks!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds briefly reveals a red aura!
You report 1540/1400 hp. Change: +140. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1540hp 218ma 111mv>
You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.
You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's slash.
Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Xerxes flails about the area with his fiery sword!!
Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
You report 1172/1400 hp. Change: -368. Need: 228. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1172hp 254ma 111mv>
Norks raises his hands to the sky and rapidly turns into a minotaur (Norks)!

<1179hp 257ma 114mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Dingo cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
Gorka cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!
The pitiful creature before you tries to breathe lightning on.
You report 1133/1400 hp. Change: -39. Need: 267. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1133hp 285ma 119mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds really needs a good bath! Phew!
Norks picks up a large curved scimitar.


<1146hp 290ma 125mv>
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.
Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
You cut off Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's limb!
You viciously massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds has been banished to the astral plane!
You receive 118,844,768 experience points as your share.
You gain 5,250,000 experience for being on point!
You gain 41,991,820 bonus experience!
You gain 118,844,768 bonus experience!
You have gained an ungodly amount of honor.
You have gained an ungodly amount of bonus honor.
Total exp for kill is 598,968,680.


Group 'Dingo's Furious Death-Dealers' is led by Dingo and consists of:
(Point) Josiah [Wa:9.40 1400hp 352ma 135mv] ---
(Front) Belrath [Mo:9.40 1327hp 464ma 473mv] ---
(Front) Gorka [Wa:9.40 1448hp 108ma 204mv] ---
(Leader) Dingo [Mo:9.40 1362hp 734ma 433mv] ---
Norks [Cl:6.39 1092hp 381ma 360mv] ---

[Gorka]

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Grouped counters elapsed time: 1 hour, 27 minutes, 41 seconds

                   Total Earned    Per Hour    Minute    Second     Per Kill
                   ------------    --------    ------    ------     --------
Kills                       206     141.0        2.3       0.0
Experience Points    2857600254       2.0B      32.6M    543.2k       13.9M
Gold Coins              2435549       1.7M      27.8k    462.9        11.8k
Honor Points                594     406.5        6.8       0.1         2.9

Cyprimus, Josiah, Ezekiel, Driven, Padme, Gorka. 2B hours.

[Gorka]

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Grouped counters elapsed time: 5 hours, 12 minutes (active)

                   Total Earned    Per Hour    Minute    Second     Per Kill
                   ------------    --------    ------    ------     --------
Kills                       593     114.0        1.9       0.0
Experience Points   10021692548       1.9B      32.1M    535.3k       16.9M
Gold Coins              5946497       1.1M      19.1k    317.7        10.0k
Honor Points             240945      46.3k     772.3      12.9       406.3

[Werelord]

A bit old but still

The Throne of Darkness
Exits: East
Riurik . is standing here. [5]
Demiurge <~KAOS~> is standing here.
Diez . is standing here. [4]
Turbo !!! GET JOVIS TO LYME !!! is standing here. [5]
Falsra FS PoY 5m is standing here. [5]
A regal beast sits upon a massive throne and contemplates your demise.

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Ghost places his bloody fangs in the back of the king of darkness, resulting in some strange noises and so
me blood!
Ghost places his bloody fangs in the back of the king of darkness, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>ff king
Turbo utters the words, 'damnation'
The king of darkness screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.


<468hp 435ma 101mv>Masalanka utters the words, 'noselacri'
Falsra utters the words, 'web'
The king of darkness is enmeshed in thick webs!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Shadowblade utters the words, 'noselacri'
The king of darkness seems to be blinded!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, 'blindness'

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Ghost skillfully parries the attack of the king of darkness.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his crush.
The king of darkness viciously massacres Ghost with his hit.
Ghost brutally massacres the king of darkness with his pierce.
Ghost massacres the king of darkness to small fragments with his pierce.
Ghost misses the king of darkness with his pierce.
The king of darkness utters the words 'fzimmo bofnil'.
There is a puff of smoke, and the king's guardsman appears!
Riurik utters the words, 'blindness'
Ok.
The king's guardsman hates your Guts!
The king's guardsman vanishes in a burning wind.

<468hp 410ma 101mv>ff;ff;ff
Ghost heroically rescues the king's guardsman.

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost -- ' V"V 1026/1169'

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost utters the words, 'yufzxuie'

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, 'blindness'

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka utters the words, 'noselacri'

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, 'blindness'
The king's guardsman seems to be blinded!
You are no longer being protected
Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.

<448hp 410ma 101mv>ff;ff;ff;ff;ff
Riurik utters the words, 'firewind'
Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king's guardsman is roasted in a burning wind.
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<447hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<442hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<440hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra utters the words, 'firewind'
Winds of flame pour from Falsra's hands, incinerating the king's guardsman.
The king's guardsman is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 7382 experience points as your share.
Your blood freezes as you hear the king's guardsman's death cry.

<440hp 410ma 101mv>Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.
Ghost skillfully parries your attack.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his crush.
The king of darkness viciously massacres Ghost with his hit.
You are brutally massacred by Ghost's pierce.
Ghost massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.
Shadowblade pierces you very hard.
Ghost utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Ghost gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.
Demiurge utters the words, 'noselacri'

<346hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra eyes droop briefly.

Masalanka utters the words, 'noselacri'
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<345hp 410ma 101mv>sc
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<339hp 410ma 101mv>Riurik utters the words, 'firewind'
Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<337hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<336hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon smacks you really hard!
A demon tells you 'Don't EVER do that again, punk!'
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra gets gold coins from the corpse of the king's guardsman.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra sacrifices the corpse of the king's guardsman to her god.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.
Falsra splits 450 coins. Your share is 50 coins.
<333hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost twitches violently and foams at the mouth.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka slashes you extremely hard.
Ghost -- ' V"V 882/1169'

<316hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka slashes you extremely hard.
Shadowblade pierces you very hard.
You miss Ghost with your pierce.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.
The king of darkness misses you with his crush.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.
You are brutally massacred by Ghost's pierce.
Ghost misses you with his pierce.
Ghost massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.
Ghost skillfully parries your attack.
The king of darkness utters the words 'fzimmo bofnil'.
There is a puff of smoke, and the king's guardsman appears!
Riurik utters the words, 'firewind'
Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king's guardsman is roasted in a burning wind.
Ghost utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Winds of flame pour from Ghost's hands, incinerating the king's guardsman.
The king's guardsman is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 7944 experience points as your share.
Your blood freezes as you hear the king's guardsman's death cry.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, 'blindness'
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, 'firewind'
Turbo gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.
A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.
A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!
A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Shadowblade gets gold coins from the corpse of the king's guardsman.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra sacrifices the corpse of the king's guardsman to her god.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>wr
Riurik utters the words, 'firewind'
Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.
Ghost utters the words, 'yufzxuie'
Ghost gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.
Demiurge pounds you very hard.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, 'firewind'
Turbo gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, 'firewind'
Diez gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo pounds the king of darkness hard.
Masalanka slashes you very hard.
Diez misses the king of darkness with his pierce.
Demiurge pounds you hard.
Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.
Ghost skillfully parries your attack.
The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.
You have been KILLED!!

<-127hp 410ma 101mv>Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

[*Idjit*]

Rumbles in the Deep
Exits: [Up] Down
You see Stun, Phase, Tau, Geki, Raphael, Sochi, Ozzy, Risky, Werelord,
Victory, Zangief, Josiah, Ezekiel, and Sam here.
932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 386mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:15 am enemy:->Ezekiel bumps into the door upwards.
932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 386mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:16 am enemy:->Swarvenstein utters the words, 'spell shield'
Swarvenstein's spell shield brightens to a glowing green.
932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 387mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:18 am enemy:->Ezekiel opens the door.
932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 387mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:19 am enemy:->Adonides, Duke of Hell falls past, screaming loudly!

[Insomnia]

<1080/1078hp 949/809ma 442/442mv -%>
You join in the war-cry!
Stun picks up and wields The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,
resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
acid xer
Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,
resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,
resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
Stun's brutal backstab causes Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's defenses to weaken!

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Stun reports 1775/1763 hp. Change: +160. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Shatterhand picks up and wields Specularem.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Ok.
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
Your acid horribly burns Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds's flesh, causing it to fall to the ground.
Burning acid hits Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds in the eyes, blinding him!
Koa cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

<1239/1078hp 931/809ma 442/442mv 13%>
Shatterhand utters the words, 'xzb'
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds is enmeshed in thick webs!

<1239/1078hp 931/809ma 442/442mv 13%>
You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.
Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.
Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.
Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.
Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.
Baby cuts off the head of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!
Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds has been banished to the astral plane!
You receive 44081960 experience points as your share.
You gain 15575626 bonus experience!
You have gained eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight honor.
Total exp for kill is 444254682.

Everything Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds was carrying suddenly drops to the ground.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Stun reports 1627/1763 hp. Change: -148. Need: 136. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Stun yells 'BOLLE SNYLLE GRYF BYLLE?!!?'
warcry BOLLE SNYLLE GRYF BYLLE?!!?
Merlin splits 6749 coins. Your share is 749 coins.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Shatterhand utters the words, 'ofzahzf yrjueuhl'
Shatterhand's body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Baby -- 'MONK POWER!'

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Akasha the homunculus tells you 'xerxes is gone, sir! I'll watch for another one.'

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>
You join in the war-cry!
Koa -- 'HAHAHHAHA'

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Nyx blinks in confusion.

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>
Koa -- 'quickest xerxes ever?'

[Gorka]

Sorry to burst your bubble Baby (RE: Monk Power), but I think you'll find Koa did nearly all of the damage with a massive critical chop on the excruciating blow. You were lucky there was anything left to kill...

As funny as this is, it also kind of makes a mockery of the game, when you consider the time it takes to get the xp gained from that 8 second kill is exponentially longer in the "normal game." To everything there is an opposite and equal reaction, and the wanton excess of killing xerxes translates to less game credibility and lazier players.

[DarkArtist]

translates to less game credibility and lazier players.

The game is literally called sloth, like literally literally.

[*Idjit*]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWOyEogXoAE ... name=large

[Driven]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-jason-a ... if-4735568

Me, wraithformed, fighting a wraithformed mob.